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blonde joke

Tue Mar 7, 2006, 1:57 PM
"Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" ~Jay Leno

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:bulletblue: My boyfriend sent me this joke. I never tire of blonde jokes. :D

A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............" he sighed, "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

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~wontonovich:iconwontonovich: Mar 7, 2006, 4:08:26 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! Good one. I thought I'd heard them all...

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=blue-letter:iconblue-letter: Mar 7, 2006, 5:58:27 PM
hehe yeah me too :D

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40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
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The problem isnt God - its us
Love is not something that has to be perfect
~wontonovich:iconwontonovich: Mar 7, 2006, 6:15:31 PM
I e-mailed it around..good 1.

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~bananas-r4-yaoi-boys:iconbananas-r4-yaoi-boys: Mar 7, 2006, 9:31:27 PM
*rofl* holy crap that is so funny!

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=blue-letter:iconblue-letter: Mar 7, 2006, 9:51:26 PM
glad you liked it - pass it on if you'd like :D

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40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
Everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe/do/say anything to get there
The problem isnt God - its us
Love is not something that has to be perfect
~Godles-Savage-Garden:iconGodles-Savage-Garden: Mar 7, 2006, 10:26:34 PM
XDDD

thats great!

want to know a true blonde joke?

scientists predict that in 200 years, natural blondes will be extinct due to the fact that fewer and fewer people carry the gene now-a-days.

technically...it isn't a joke as it's true, but i still find it interesting.

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~mylostshadow:iconmylostshadow: Mar 7, 2006, 11:45:58 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

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=blue-letter:iconblue-letter: Mar 8, 2006, 5:07:16 AM
not only natural blondes.. redheads and blue-eyed people will be no more in several hundred years. and everyone will have slightly tanned-colored skin.

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40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
Everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe/do/say anything to get there
The problem isnt God - its us
Love is not something that has to be perfect
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